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Welcome to Summarily Dismissed Headquarters!  Here, you can sign up for our mailing list, listen to our music, and find out all the details about our upcoming shows.  If you haven't already downloaded our new album To Each! on iTunes or Amazon mp3 Download . . . what are you waiting for? And please, bookmark this site, so you can keep climbing the way to your Apogee. Get Dismissed today!!!

GIGS!!!!! Where and when to get Dismissed!!!!

Upcoming events

  • Thursday, June 20 7:30 pm
  • Three Scoops of Awesome: Coyote Love, the Summarily Dismissed, and Supermajor!
  • Tammany Hall: 152 Orchard Street, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  •  Kick off your summer with three scoops of awesome! Join us as we team up with our good friends in Coyote Love and Supermajor for a night of great music at Tammany Hall!
  • $5
  • 21+
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  • Friday, July 12 9:00 pm
  • Even If It's In 7/4, It's Still a Waltz!
  • Waltz-Astoria Café: 23-14 Ditmars Blvd, Astoria, NY, USA (MAP)
  • Here at Summarily Dismissed HQ, we're suckers for weird time signatures. 7/4, 7/8, 9/8, the immortal 33/8 of Don Ellis' "Bulgarian Bulge," and, of course, your classic Brubeck 5/4. And what better place to shift meters than a venue named after a time signature? Catch us on July 12 at the Waltz-Astoria Café, in one of the awesomest neighborhoods in all the boroughs . . . Astoria, Queens! (Yeah, it's at the end of the N,Q line, but it's worth the schlep!) Come on out and shift meters with us!!!
  • No Cover; $10 drink/food minimum
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Previous events

  • Saturday, June 1 9:00 pm
  • Pride and True!!!
  • Ella Lounge: 9 Avenue A, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  •  We always encourage people to come out to our shows . . . well, this time, we mean it literally! COME OUT on June 1, as we celebrate the contributions of gay, lesbian, and bisexual composers and lyricists, to kick off LGBT Pride Month 2013! We'll be performing works by Benjamin Britten, Cole Porter, Billy Strayhorn, and Laura Nyro, featuring the poetry of W.H. Auden, James Baldwin, and Adrienne Rich. It will be a unique, colorful, out-of-the-ordinary evening! Saturday, June 1, at the Ella Lounge, 9pm!
  • $5
  • 21+
  • Wednesday, May 15 7:00 pm
  • Bang The DROM All Day!!!
  • Drom: 85 Avenue A (between 5th & 6th Streets), New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  •  Hey, Dismissed fans!!! We've got a Wednesday night show at Drom, a venue with an AWESOME piano!!! Right smack-dab in the middle o'May! It's the middle of the week and the middle of the month, so in the midst of all the middling mayhem, you can spend one evening with us, doing what we all want to do: BANGING ON THE DROM ALL DAY!!!! (Well, okay, technically not all day. Just the evening. But we'll be so hardcore about it, it'll get you through the rest of the month!!!) See you there!
  • $5 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, April 6 7:00 pm
  • Zoom! Zam! ZirZamin!!!
  • ZirZamin: 90 W. Houston St., New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  • We're taking our schtick down to Austin . . . metaphorically, that is, when we grace the stage at ZirZamin, an Austin-themed joint in the Village, on April 6. We'll be trotting out some new material in addition to our standbys, and our leading man Matthew Lomeo will once again be appearing with us, in addition to the inimitable Jazzmeia Horn, plus a guest appearance by Jessica Swersey. And we hear that the food at ZirZamin is good. And cheap. So come experience a bit of Austin right here in NYC. April 6, 7pm, $7 cover. Be there!
  • $7
  • 21+
  • Tuesday, March 12 9:00 pm
  • In Praise of Redheads: The Summarily Dismissed at Caffe Vivaldi
  • Caffe Vivaldi: 32 Jones Street, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  • Okay, so now that the wild costumes and hamantaschen are behind us . . . on March 12, we're playing an acoustic show at one of the best spots in NYC to hear music: Caffe Vivaldi. Why is it one of the best? Well, not only is it a warm, intimate space with good acoustics, great food, and a perfect atmosphere . . . it's also named after the Baroque composer Antonio Vivaldi, one of the most famous redheads in the history of music! And, given our bandleader Ari's affinity for redheads, we figure it's only appropriate. Seriously, this is an awesome venue, and our repertoire will run the gamut!
  • No cover! $5 suggested donation.
  • 18+
  • Saturday, February 23 10:00 pm
  • Making Noise and Eating Hamantaschen!!!
  • Parkside Lounge: 317 E. Houston Street, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  • Get out your tiaras, bling, and noisemakers-- it's the Summarily Dismissed's annual Purim gig!!! Accordingly, we're breaking out the Hamantaschen-- you know, those tasty triangular fruit-filled pastries. Everyone who comes to the show gets one . . . and we're gonna sweeten the deal (no pun intended): whoever shows up in the most outrageous costume/getup/plumage wins TWO entire boxes of Hamantaschen!!!! (This is the good stuff, from Zabar's!!!!) And, whoever brings the most new people to the show wins one entire box of it! So, get creative and think up your wildest at-least-tangentially-related-to-Purim costume ideas, gather your similarly-inclined friends, and mark your calendars-- this is gonna look like what would happen if Lady Gaga were Jewish!
  • $5 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Thursday, January 3 8:00 pm
  • Dismissing the Old Year, Bringing In The New One!
  • Ella Lounge: 9 Avenue A, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  •  After all the hoopla and the hangovers, keep your New Year's celebration going with a night of cool music from the Summarily Dismissed at our favorite NYC venue, the classiest spot in all of downtown . . . the Ella Lounge! January is a cold month, so in response, we're gonna absolutely be ON FIRE!!! Don't miss it!
  • $5 Cover (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:00 pm
  • Headlinin' at the Ella!
  • Ella Lounge: 9 Avenue A, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  • We're coming back to our favorite NYC venue, the Ella Lounge . . . and this time, we've got the prime time slot! Come on out and beat the August heat for a cool Saturday night!
  • $10 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Friday, June 29, 2012 6:30 pm
  • THE BITTER END GETS DISMISSED!!!!!
  • The Bitter End: 147 Bleecker Street, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  • THE BITTER END IS GETTING DISMISSED!!!!! THE BITTER END IS GETTING DISMISSED!!!!! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!
    Everybody from Neil Young to Gil Scott Heron to Lady Gaga has played Bleecker Street's legendary Bitter End. It's a rite of passage, a requisite part of the early trajectory of anyone who's anyone in music. Well, now it's our turn! It's a Friday night, so head over from work to let loose and kick off the Fourth of July weekend right! For all the D.C./Philly/Boston folks, this could be the perfect excuse to come to NYC early for the extended July 4th holiday . . . so come one, come all, and watch the Bitter End get Dismissed!!!!!!!
  • $15
  • 21+
  • Saturday, May 26, 2012 8:00 pm
  • Ella Lounge is 'Ella Awesome!!!
  • Ella Lounge: 9 Avenue A, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  •  We loved the Ella Lounge so much, we're back for more! Mark your calendars for May 26, and do Memorial Day Weekend in style!!!
  • $10 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:30 pm
  • Antsy for the Delancey!
  • The Delancey: 168 Delancey Street, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  • The Lower East Side sure isn't what it used to be. A century ago, when Ari's great-grandparents lived there, it was dingy, cramped, and certainly not anyone's idea of a destination. They would be ferblungit if they could see the swanky music venues that define the neighborhood today, including the Delancey . . . where we're performing on April 14! 168 Delancey Street, just off the F train. 8:30pm. Be there!
  • $10 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, March 10, 2012 7:30 pm
  • Uptown Dismissal at Bar East
  • Bar East: 1733 1st Ave (between 89th & 90th), New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  •  We're taking our Dismissal uptown!!! We'll give the formerly staid neighborhood of Yorkville an earful of our soulful mishmash . . . and the Upper East Side will never know what hit 'em!!!
  • $10 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, February 25, 2012 9:00 pm
  • Celebrate the Short Month!
  • Ella Lounge: 9 Avenue A, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
  • We're about to hit February. The short month. It wishes it were tall and resolute like the other months. Poor February . . . always summarily dismissed!
    In that spirit, come on out and hear us, THE SUMMARILY DISMISSED, at the Ella Lounge, 9 Avenue A, NYC, on Saturday, February 25! 9:00pm, after sets by Sonic Rebellion and Polina Kourakina. $5 cover. Buy your tickets in advance!!!

  • $5.00 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, January 28, 2012 8:00 pm
  • Dismissed to Desmond's!
  • Desmond's Tavern: 433 Park Ave. South (at 29th Street), New York, NY, USA (MAP)
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  • $10 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
  • Saturday, November 19, 2011 8:00 pm
  • Live at the National Underground!
  • National Underground: 159 E. Houston Street, New York, NY, USA (MAP)
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  • $5 (Buy tickets)
  • 21+
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